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Christmas greeting card; "you better watch out ~ you better not cry ~ better not pout ~ I'm telling you why ~ Santa Claus is coming to town ~ and there's nothing he hates more than whiny lil bitches" in pink and red font on cream background with colorful mid-century modern shapes in pink, red, navy, gold and green; with white envelope

NEW! Santa Claus is coming: greeting card

Regular price $5.50

Christmas greeting card; "ho ho ho ~ holly jolly ~ yuletide cheer ~ fa la la ~ pa rum pum pum pum ~ merry christmas ~ season's greetings ~ joyful wishes ~ and all that crap" in alternating red, green, white and pink fonts on light pink background with white border; with white envelope

NEW! Holly jolly: greeting card

Regular price $5.50

Christmas greeting card; "HO HO HOly shit ~ we made it ~ happy 2024!" in red typewriter-style font on white background atop green, red and blush vertical checker pattern; with white envelope

NEW! HO HO HO: greeting card

Regular price $5.50

New years greeting card; "So I close my eyes to old ends & open my heart to new beginnings ~ Nick Frederickson" in white font atop overlapping triangles in shades of teal, pink, blue, gold and purple; rising sun reaches upward from triangles with "happy new year" in center; with white envelope

NEW! Happy new year: greeting card

Regular price $5.50